St. Louis, MO - Thanksgiving 2023 – While I founded STORYSMART® to bring professional filmmaking storytelling to all, it is the growing work we are doing to help athletes and celebrities monetize their stories that had me thinking about this strange, but true toilet tale that dates to Thanksgiving 2005.

Like a lot of great stories, it provides important lessons.

In this case, it provided me a university level education from the esteemed Urinal University. And before you go there, no – I don’t hold a degree in Philosophy (“ to pee or not to pee, that is the question .”). Rather it is an honorary masters in storytelling, creative marketing, and monetization from the esteemed water closet institute.

This is a true story from my time in Major League Baseball.

I spent 18 seasons with the St. Louis Cardinals, starting on September 11, 2001, to help the team with the campaign to build a new ballpark and ballpark village in downtown St. Louis.

I initially only signed on for a short stint as a freelance consultant, but by 2005 I was working full time for the team to help monetize our final season at Busch Stadium. While we had set out to build a publicly owned stadium, that wasn’t in the cards for us. Instead, we ended up privately financing the new stadium. That fact meant we had to aggressively find ways to monetize our final season as we essentially had two mortgages to juggle.

We were shameless in selling as much memorabilia as we could. Virtually everything we set our eyes on was possible memorabilia.

We literally sold the dirt. No kidding. If it wasn’t nailed down – and even if it was (like the flooring in the dugout) – we sold it.

Candidly, it was the most fun I had in my time with the team. I loved it!

We were so creative in finding ways to monetize our final season. I enjoyed working with everyone in coming up with funs ways to monetize while making memorabilia available at every price point. Our efforts ultimately gave birth the Cardinals Authentics, which is a thriving memorabilia business division for the team. Most teams in baseball now have their own versions of this business line.

During the final season in Busch II, we sold over 14,000 pairs of authenticated stadium seats. We held a salvage sale for our concessionaire equipment. We hosted a high-end auction. And the day after Thanksgiving 2005, we held Fredbird’s Garage Sale at the Convention Center in downtown St. Louis.

Unlikely Memorabilia: A Urinal From The Cardinals Clubhouse

But it in the realm of sports memorabilia, where every piece has a story to tell, one items stands out as an unlikely star – a urinal from the St. Louis Cardinals Clubhouse at Busch Stadium. We decided to offer the urinal for sale in our high-end auction hosted by Leland’s Auctions.

Turning the restroom relic into a coveted collector’s items was a master’s class in the crucial role of storytelling in sports memorabilia and how thinking outside the box was marketing genius because of the attention-grabbing role it played in fueling interest.

The decision to auction a urinal may seem eccentric, but in the case of the Busch Stadium Farewell auction, it was a stroke of marketing genius. The farewell auction aimed to commemorate the storied history of Busch Stadium while helping us monetize those memories as items made their way into the homes of fans. Among the more conventional items like autographed items and game-used equipment, the inclusion of the urinal was a nod to the everyday spaces where players spent significant parts of their careers.

The Power of Storytelling in Sports Memorabilia

Sports memorabilia is more than just a physical artifact. It is a collection of stories waiting to be told. It is a memory. It is history captured in a physical item. A baseball is just a baseball until it is tied to a great story. That insight drives so much of what we do today. It isn’t about the item. It is all about the story.

For players who hold onto memorabilia, there comes a time that they often opt to sell it. Talk to a Hall of Famer. They don’t really want the stuff. They already have the memories. It can take up a lot space and feel like clutter. They want it gone. What’s more, they’d love a pile of cash in its place since it stores much easier.

Now with STORYSMART®, we help the athlete preserve their collection digitally so they can use to tell their story. They can still sell the physical item at an auction while retaining the digital rights. That is key point. A digital item is legally distinct from the physical item. You can own both or sell one or the other. Think of a MVP award or a Gold Glove. In the scheme of the player’s story it is important. The digital proxy can work just as well as the physical item when it comes to storytelling. The digital proxy can be key to telling a player’s story (which they can also sell if they are smart about it.) or monetizing digitally in the metaverse.

Anyway, the urinal is just a urinal but for the fact that it was witness to so much – you know – history. As players came and went , the urinal stood as a silent spectator to the evolution of the team. Think of the stories that fixture could tell?

The Cardinals Marketing Genius

Enter Lelands , the renowned sports memorabilia auction house that hosted the Busch Stadium Farewell auction. The decision to include the urinal was not just a quirky choice. It was a marketing masterstroke. The Cardinals and Lelands understood that to create buzz and generate media attention, they needed something attention-grabbing and unconventional.

The PR value of their investment paid off big as the story about it’s sale made national news. It was one of ESPN’s weirdest stories of the year for 2005.

Google it now and still comes up. Nearly two decades later.

Stories that Sell: A Legendary Urinal’ s Journey

Humor aside, it’s not just about owning a piece of the stadium, it’s about connecting with the narratives that unfolded within its walls. That is why that urinal ultimately sold a local urology practice.

The lesson here is about story. The value comes from the story. The storytelling aspect elevates sports memorabilia from mere commodities to cherished relics.

During that season, we went out of our way to write up great descriptions of items when placing them in an auction or simply for sale. Dirt is just dirt unless there is a verifiable story behind it. Yes, everything was authenticated. Our authentication program would hold up well in court. The chain of custody process is akin to evidence gathering from a crime scene. Complete with a cool hologram sticker with a unique identifying number you use to look up the item. Think analog NFT.

The decision to auction a urinal wasn’t just about selling a piece of plumbing; it was about sharing a slice of the intimate world where players spent a considerable part of their professional lives. One can imagine the conversations, laughter, and shared moments this piece of porcelain silently witnessed.

The Auction’s Impact on the Sports Memorabilia Market

When the gavel finally fell, marking the end of the bidding wars, it wasn’t just a victory for the highest bidder; it was a triumph for the entire sports memorabilia market. The urinal’s final auction price surpassed expectations, selling for over $2,000, proving that the value of an item isn’t solely based on its traditional significance.

The auction generated over $900,000 in sales. The team’s ability to get serious collectors bidding against fans who were new to the memorabilia market was key to driving prices up.

Lessons in Marketing & Storytelling

The success of the urinal auction offers valuable lessons for celebrities, athletes, teams, and others looking to sell memorabilia. This toilet tale underscores the importance of thinking outside the box and leveraging the power of storytelling. By connecting items to a great story, you can create a sense of emotional attachment driving up the value of even the most mundane objects. This unconventional marketing strategy isn’t limited to sports memorabilia alone. It opens the door for exploring new and creative ways to engage your audience.

What are your thoughts on this unique piece of sports memorabilia? Have you come across other unconventional items with fascinating stories? What do you have from your collection that helps tell your story?

Are you a former professional athlete or celebrity looking to monetize your story? If you are, we can help. We have developed a line of services to help you preserve your story and make the most of it from licensing and storytelling monetization.

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